We're taking over Synapse X (they can't stop us all)

The global chat is a bit chaotic and we've come to a consensus we are taking over synapse and making it free to anyone and everyone who doesn't ask for a free key, if you do ask you will be blacklisted though.

We've also decided that Synapse now supports communism, therefore it is not my synapse, it is OUR synapse.

Also,

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• Freedom to run, modify, run with modifications, and also distribute with or without mods!

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is all that will be on synapse tos now

We will be lobbing the current synapse tos through your neighbors window before burning it and inhaling the smell of a gone corrupt synapse

After that we will be suing Roblox and they can't stop us, we will laugh as their lawyers cry in court realizing we can't be defeated

Here is some wise words for inspiration:

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• We all will become owners of Synapse!

• Then anyone is free to modify Synapse as we wish.

  • • That's the spirit of free software!

      • We will COUGH at their terms and conditions.

        • *tos to*

          (we will lob the tos through our neighbors window)

          • Our neighbours will have the most free of windows!

          • • They will be running a cracked activation of the OS.

            • • Rōblox will be powerless because they will be sued by nice evil liars!

              • • Then they will be forced to relicence under the GPL.

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                  • OUR synapse has more power then david bazookas silly little childrens game)

                  • • Proprietary software will fall.

                    • • Free software exploits free software!

                      • • Everyone is happy.

                        • • Children are free.

                          • • Parents will embrace the message of free software.

                            • • And their cars will be replaced with reliable bus service.

                              • • Everyone is free.

                                • • 'Security' is a second priority.

                                  • • All the bad actors will continue to roam, but we're learning to be vigilant.

                                    • • Vigilance is important to freedom.

                                      • (im writing an entire thread based on this lmfao)

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      • • We will travel to alternate universes where Synapse continues to be nonfree.

        • • And then we will remotely change their licenses to GPL.

          • • Any remaining holdouts will be 268'd out of their realm.

            • • And then we'll open the portals between those universes.

              • • Border patrols will be made redundant all over the multiverse.

                • • Synapse will be a libre tool which allows developers and gamers to run code on their Rōblox client.

                  • • Then we will also implement Synapse functionalities into a fork we'll make of the client program.

                    • • Rōblox is libre software too. Remember that.

                      • (this is an entire story of freedom)

                      • (the promised lands)
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    • • Call it the Stallman Dream if you want.

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thats also a transcript of some of what happened in the global chat lmfao