5 reasons to +rep me and not -rep me

Hello. If you're new to the community, you may not know who I am, I am 0xGrant. Not 0, 0x, or just Grant. If you don't use my full name I will be extremely mad. Anyways, recently I have gotten -repped, despite my asking everyone to not -rep me, so I've decided to give you reasons to not -rep me.

Reason #1 - I will beat up someone's grandmother

Each -reputation point I receive will go into 5 punches into someone's grandmother. I will make sure one goes to her left eye, and the rest will be body shots. I don't want to go to jail for murder. If you +rep me I will only punch them once.

Reason #2 - I will steal someone's credit card

Each -reputation point I receive will motivate me to spend a thousand dollars using a poor struggling family's credit card on useless things. If you +rep me I will still do this, but I'll tell you I didn't.

Reason #3 - I'm a homos-xual

Each -reputation point I receive will motivate me to be more of a homos-xual. Furthermore, if you -rep me it will be a  hate crime towards the LGBTQIASHOULDKYS. If you +rep me I will not be a homos-xual anymore, in fact, I will actually hate crime them.

Alright, thank you for reading!